NEXT PRIDE TOPIC WOO
I myself consider myself to be on the asexual spectrum, so this oneshot includes a lot of self expression.
hope enjoy.
🏳️🌈Pride topic: 💜 asexuality 💜
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enderman p.o.v
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as I walk around the grassy plains, I see a lot of sex.
a LOT
everywhere I look- sheep dry humping in front of small villager children, cows groping eachothers udders, horses going at it in a cave, pigs sucking pig dick, etc.
but me?
no.
sex is weird.
I dont need no dick because I'm da baddest bitch 💋
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done.
that's it.
shortest oneshot let's GOOOOO.
sorry this was so bad lol I thought funny haha
bye.
more to come (cum haha) soon lol.
fr tho I'll feed better content 😒
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