HEY LOOK I MADE YOU SOME CONTENT.
1397 WORDS BITCHES.
request by mi amor: OoHobbitoO
BTW THIS IS FIRST IN THE PRIDE SERIES
WOOO
this will include homosexual relationships, so this is for the gays!
🏳️🌈Pride topic: 🏳️🌈 gay and lesbian smut 🏳️🌈
enjoy this fucking monstrosity
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P.O.V of our man PABLO 🥶
----------the backyard is the perfect place to sit with my best friends.
I love them all- in a STRICTLY platonic way.
uniqua is a great friend with a bubbly attitude.
Tasha is also a great female friend. a lil fruity- but so am I so its fine.
Tyrone is- Tyrone. he's homophobic and racist and transphobic and republican but we keep him around so we don't get hatecrimed.
and austin- that mf hot as hell ngl. I'd smash. anyways-
oh yeah. so basically I haven't told my friends that I'm gay yet.
I mean, it shouldn't be too surprising. my fruity lil spinny hat should've been the first sign, but oh well. they-
"AYO PABLO YOU LISTENING?"
I get snapped out of my thoughts by Tyrone. everyone was just staring at me.
"yeah yeah I'm listening. but I have something to tell yo-"
I get interrupted by everyone bursting out into conversation again. it sucks being in a group of 5. someone is always left out.
I decide to just fucking send it.
in a rush of adrenaline, I stand up and shout "IM GAY AND I LIKE MEN."
everyone stops talking. dead silence.
then, Tasha stands up.
"me too. not about the men part- but im lesbian. happy pride, pablo <3"
then, everyone starts- clapping.
except Tyrone.
"yeah yeah we fucking knew tho. you weren't fooling anyone with that fruity lil spinny that you INSIST to wear 24/7. but we accept you."
everyone nodded in agreement with Tyrone.
everyone was now standing, talking with eachother when Austin suddenly approached me.
I only have a TINY crush on Austin.
without saying a word, he led me behind a bush and faced me.
in one swift motion, he started passionately making out with me while rubbing my penguin balls through my- I don't wear pants so let's pretend something is there.
he breaks away from the kiss for a second.
"you ok with this?"
CONSENT!!!!! HELL YEAH.
"hell yeah. now get back in and kiss me"
I then grabbed him and started kissing again, while he went back to pleasuring my dick through my theoretical pants.
after a while of making out and him rubbing me, I quickly turned him around and bent him over. nothing is more exciting than the element of surprise 😏
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Fanfictionhow tf did you find this book. this book is 100% satire btw read at your own risk. cover art made by me 😋