2nd chapter of the night yippee
now.
IMAGINE:it's new years eve. Your parents just sold you to one direction, so they're allowed to do anything to you.
You're in the living room with them, all watching the tv. You're wearing a messy bun, black tights, mini skirt, and sweater with a chevron scarf. You watch the clock strike midnight. they all turn to each other and grin. you get confused until all the lights turn off.
"hello? guys?" you ask, scared. before you know it, you're being kissed all over in the pitch black. You feel soft british hands lay you down on the couch. Your clothes are being gently pulled off you- even your soaked panties.
"relax, love" the british one says seductively, before you feel a tongue on your clit.
so many mouths are on you, prodding at every hole and sensitive spot on you.
You feel one circling your areolas, one licking your sensitive feet, one kissing your mouth, and one jumping off a balcony.
you moan out into the night- one of many yet to come.
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hyappy new years yall!!
goodbye 2013 hello 2014 !!!!
real talk:
2024 lowkey sucked! i was so deprrssed the entire time!!!!!! i went to college and made 0 friends the entire semester !! i was in such a bad place i forced myself to start therapy and hide it from my entire family !!!!
anyways 2025 gotta be better dawg.
side note: i always said i will continue to write this book up until i find love. OBVIOSULY this hasnt happened yet, but TRUST 2025 GONNA BE MY YEAR. I WILL GET A BF AND FINALLY THIS BOOK CAN BE LAID TO REST. ADD "ARTSYH0E_28 GETS A BF" ON YOUR 2025 BINGO CARD FOR AN GUARENTEED WIN!!!!
hopefully. if not imma kms
jokes aside ily all and i hope you all have a very great year !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*kiss kiss* from mommy xoxoxo

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