OKOK SO-
I AM SO SORRY I HAVENT POSTED IN SO LONG I FR AM SO SORRY.
I WOULD LIKE TO SAY I WAS BUSY BUT THAT IS A LIE. IM JUST LAZY.
I literally just came here to apologize lol I'll delete this a/n soon.
but im working on some new oneshots!! I definitely will post 2-3 oneshots within the next 48 hours. I PROMISE. (edit- don't comment shit before reading the whole chapter.)
I also am sorry for the slow updates. maybe I should start an uploading schedule 🤨
idk but I promise I will start uploading more.
cya !! :)
watch out for new updates within the next 48 hours <3
(edit: HEY FUCKINF DUMBASSES: when I posted this originally in late July, I did end up fulfilling my promises. I did post new updates. and I have posted multiple new chapters since then.. but for organizational reasons, I reordered my book so all the a/n's are at the end. I haven't deleted this chapter because it contains requests in the comments. so yall can stop coming after me, saying "iTs aLrEaDy nOvEmBer" or "iTs bEeN mOntHs LOL" SHUT THE FUCK UP. I KNOW. THIS IS FROM JULY. I HAVE POSTED MULTIPLE CHAPTERS SINCE THEN. GOD YALL R ANNOYING. 😧)
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