Random Smut Oneshots 😩😩😩

a/n: yall are wild

you all are fucking insane.

you sick fucks.

there is 10.8k READS ON THIS FUCKING BOOK.

WHA-

HOW?

WHY?

THIS WAS STARTED AS A JOKE AND PEOPLE ACTUALLY READ THIS.

LIKE- REGULARLY.

WHY.

YOU ALL ARE NASTY.

no but fr you all are super funny and I love it when all of you comment and request.

s/o to one of my regular readers and commenters, OoHobbitoO. ABSOLUTELY INSANE. ALWAYS FUCKING COMMENTS. TAGS PEOPLE TO TRAUMATIZE THEM. TRUELY A DEDICATED READER 🫂 LOVE U SHAWTY BAE 😩💞

(sidenote: there are so many people that I'd love to thank individually and I'd love to thank all of you personally for reading this, but they've been here for quite awhile and comment on like- every chapter. maybe you could be featured on the next a/n 😶)

anyways-

I also just LOVE it when I see my book be put into reading lists.

LIKE THE TITLES OF THE LISTS AND THE BOOKS THEY ARE ASSOCIATED WITH LMAO.

here are some of my favorites:

i like this one because it's name is "die" and mine is the only one on it. LMAOAOOOOSKDNDJSJJSJXKS

(btw: if you are uncomfortable with one of your reading lists being shared or your username being in these screenshots, just dm me and I'll remove it! I just thought these were funny and a great way for me to connect and share :)

anyways-

YEP.

THATS IT.

THANKS FOR THE 10K.

ALSO IM APPARENTLY #1 ON "RAWR" TAG???????? OUT OF 1.51K???

AND #26 ON THE "WHAT" TAG??? OUT OF 19.7K????

THANK YOU ALL LMAO

RLLY APPRECIATE IT.

IT BOOSTS MY EGO, YOU WHORES.

HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY FUCKERS.