Random Smut Oneshots 😩😩😩

Luigi Mangione x Judy Hopps: a forbidden love

yes the hot guy that shot the ceo of UnitedHealthcare.

not in the mood to yap rn gotta grind this one out.

-----Luigi POV----

*pow pow* the gunshots ring, and I quickly take off- fleeing from the scene.

I just hit the second tower. oops wrong "terrorist attack" i mean i just shot the healthcare ceo guy.

 (a/n: in case you didn't know, the joke here is that irl luigi mangione is being charged with terrorism allegations. Throught i'd clarify this cuz I know i have a younger audience who may not know this *thumbs up emoi*)

I'm running down an alley way when I suddenly hit a dead end. I hide behind a dumpster while i wait for the opps to run past the alley way, allowing me to make my escape.

 I hear commotion, and then silence, signaling the coast is clear. I stand up slowly, only to be faced with the sight of an officer at the end of the alleyway, staring at me.

She was short- very short- and.... a bunny?

I stare back at her- neither of us breaking eye contact, and both of us dead silent. 

Quite a bit of time goes on before I realize she hasn't even called for backup. She's just- staring at me- like a wolf hunting it's prey.

also bro I realize how bad she is like damnn aint no way an animated bunny need to be built like that.  

My thoughts get interuppted by her taking slow, sauntering steps forward. 

"you know, I was tasked to chase you down, but after seeing you- I can't help but yearn to give you some hawk tuah" she says, looking up at me through her eyelashes.

UH OH BONER ALERT

her words and seductive gaze awoke an animalistic urge inside of me.

 I suddenly pick her up and pin her against the alleyway wall. "you want to give me some hawk tuah? well baby girl, are you hungry for canes chicken fingers? cuz imma boutta give you that three finger combo" I say, grinding against her

She moans and throws her head back, enjoying my dirty talk and grinding. 

I lick a stripe up her neck, enjoying the feeling of her sweet fur under my tongue. 

We grind for a bit before i rip off her police unform, leaving her naked and her sweet, fat, juicy, volumtious bunny ass for me to devour. 

I turn her around, spread her cheeks, and start eating my dinner. 

I eated her ass. 

I went to town, licking her puckered hole, making sure to clean all the wrinkles and folds. 

Her moans were turning me on even more, encourgaing me to lick harder. 

I put my tongue in her back door. The leftover shit enhanced the expeirece. 

"mmnnnnnnyyyaaaaaaaaaa luigu-san, i'm close" she moans.

"damn baby girl, cumming from just your alpha's tongue? bad bad girl" i say in my daddy voice. 

She suddenly comes and i lick up all the juices from her precious flower- in which I havent even touched. 

She then crawls on top of me and unzippes my pants, bringing down my boxers. She starts jorkin my peanits, right before giving it that HAWK TUAH SPIT ON THAT THANG. 

she gives it a hawk tuah and puts her miuth on it and starts suckin on it. She loves my girthy metstick mmmmmmm

after awhile i cumm in her mouth, and she takes my seed like a good girl and she swallows it. 

Now it time to start the real sex heh

She then hopps (heh) on my dick and starts bouncing on it like a goddamn bouncy house. I watch as her small bunny tits bounce up and down with her, jiggling all in my face. I grab up and start kissing them, as she bunces faster and faster. 

" I'm close again" she yells, right before creaming on my cock. 

before i know it, i hit my climax too, spurting all the seed in my ballsack up into her womb. 

"uhhngnghhhhghhghghghghwujegfvsjhbgfv ur such a good girl ur gonna have all my pups kitten" i say, finishing in her and fantasizing about her huge and prgnante and all full with little ones. 

She gets off me and snuggles into my side. I can hear sirens, the police still looking for me.

"what do we do, Luigi," She asks, worried about the future. 

"....... sweetheart, i- i don't know." i say. "I'm a criminal, you're a police officer- we... can't be together. We're polar opposites" i say, full of sorrow.

"Luigi- no! we can make this work! I can change myself- I don't have to be an officer if it means I can be with you! Please- i just- I want to make this work. So bad." she says, tearing up. As she says this, the onlooking audience of readers starts to understand that this situation and incoming life lesson may be applicable to things in their own life, so they better pay close attention.

They also raise an eyebrow to the author, because they feel this is getting a bit too personal, fearing this is coming from a place of experience. (a/n: lol)

I pick her up so she's facing me. it conveniently starts to rain, making this all even more dramatic. 

"you can't spend your whole life waiting for me. You can try, but this- wasn't meant to be. if the universe want's us to be together- it'll find a way to reunite us. But for now, we can't keep living in this delusion of fate. yes- our paths crossed, and truthfully the world feels infinite while i'm with you, but there's so many barriers between us. Meeting you was one of the best things to every happen to me. The times- time (singular) we just had together made me feel more loved than I have ever felt before. But, our lives are so different. We're like oil and water- no matter how hard you try to mix them, they will never conjoin. In another universe, Judy, maybe this woulda worked, but in this universe, you can't hang on to the "right person, wrong time" because the right person would be at the right time. I truly love you, but our type of love is forbidden" i say. 

I lift her up off me, both of us crying. I don't give her a chance to respond as I kiss her one last time before walking to the edge of the alleyway.

I look back at her once more, giving her one last smile before i disappear into the rain. 

I never saw her again. 

-------dramatic ass end------

LMAOOOOO HOW SILLY WAS THAT

i need to seek therapy. again. 

also this chpater loweky sucks and it horrid but i actually don't giove a fuck so 

so yeah this is 1 of 2 chapters I'm posting tn because i said if i get above an 85% on my math final i would post 2 chapters before the end of the year and i got an 86% so. 

I'm not even kidding either. 

The other chpater is jus gonna be a new years imagine cuz i am NOT WRITINF ANOTEHR ONSHOT i'm simply not funny enought to come up woth that much material. 

Anyways i'm done i'll yap more next chaptr.

BYYYYEEEEEE