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gordon ramsay x vegetable

idk anymore man-

I'm mega bored jdjdjsjsjjsnxj-

enjoy ig.

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chefy bois pov.

vegetables make me horny ngl.
and I work with them all day.
man, the amount of bones I get-
I wish i had a rat in my chefs hat such as Remy so I can have him suck my dick.
but alas, we don't live in the world of ratatouille.

ok but I still have a massive boner from this broccoli-

oh what to do-

I have an idea-

I'll just peg myself with a giant ass zucchini-

or cucumber, idk yet.

I go to my pantry and I look at all these seggsy foods.

my boner is so huge uggghhhhhhh

and it keeps growing-

finally i take a nice looking eggplant and go out to ny kitchen. I sit on the counter with my legs spread and I shove the eggplant into my tight ass. (a/n God i fucking hate this-)

and then i started to bounce on it.

boing boing boing😀

its like a bouncy house😼

finally I came all over the counters and the vegetable.

I scooped up my liquid and put it in a milk carton. its my secret ingredient 😼

I then took the eggplant out of me and started to cut it up. there is quite a lot of shit on it as it was just in my ass.

I then cooked it and used it in my supper i was making for me and my family.

I then served them my shit eggplant soufflé with a beverage of "milk" 😏

it was yummy. after we all ate I killed them all cause I fucking hate everyone.

I got arrested 2 days later.

fiñ
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rawr😼

I fucking hate it here-

hehe

I hope you enjoyed

requests?

idk, like no one reads this and I think that's for the better-

fr-

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adios bitches✌😀