Graystripe: Firestar! We've found an intruder!
Oakfur(Sophie24836 ): Get your paws off me!
Cloudtail: We found her on our territory!
Graystripe: And she was eating my waffles!
Firestar: Great StarClan.
Graystripe: How did you get into my secret stash?
Oakfur:...
Firestar: You have a secret stash of waffles in the forest?
Oakfur: It was more like a pile of waffles laying on the ground where any cat could get to them. I just helped myself to some, I was going to leave right after!
Graystripe: But they were mine!
Cloudtail: She ate one.
Graystripe: *jumps up and down* BUT THEY WERE MINE!!!!!
Oakfur: Chill, Graystripe, chill. I'm really sorry!
Whitestorm: Gosh, Graystripe, did you talk to Siri again?
Graystripe: She is a freaky stalker!
Oakfur: She's a phone.
Graystripe: STALKER!!
Firestar: That's all besides the point! What is your name?
Oakfur: My name is Oakfur. I want to join your Clan!
Firestar: Sure!
Oakfur: Yay!
ThunderClan: Welcome, Oakfur!
Oakfur: (^_^) Thanks! Before I get settled I need to do one more thing! *gets out an iPhone 5s*
Siri: Hello, Graystripe.
Graystripe: AHHHHHHH!!!
Siri: I watch you when you're sleeping.
Graystripe: GET RID OF HER!!!! *grabs the phone and throws it in a puddle* (to Oakfur) You are evil! Programming Siri to say those creepy things!
Oakfur: I didn't program her to say that...
Graystripe: GAAAAAAHHH! *runs into the forest*
Firestar: Graystripe was right, Siri really is a stalker!
Oakfur: I was just kidding! Siri would never say something like that on her own! I just wanted to play a little trick on Graystripe!
Sandstorm: We are going to have a lot of fun with you here!
Siri: *still in the puddle* I may not be able to get to you when I'm awake, but I'll still be in your nightmares!
ThunderClan: ⊙︿⊙
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Warrior Cats Random Spoofs
HumorHey, guys! So lately I have been reading a lot of warrior cats spoofs, so I thought I would make one of my own. ENJOY!
