Firestar: Graystripe, what is that you're eating?
Graystripe: WAFFLES. *stuffs ten waffles and a gallon of syrup in his mouth*
Firestar: what is a WAFFLE?
Graystripe: *can't talk with mouth full of waffles* hmmph hmph mmph!
Firestar: ... come on, spit it out!
Graystripe: peh! *spits all of the waffles and syrup on Firestar*
Firestar: O.o WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAPPEN TO ME!?
Tigerstar: because you're a lunatic!
ThunderClan: *falls silent*
Brambleclaw: Tigerstar? How did you get here?
Tigerstar: uh...*disappears into the dark forest*
Leafpool: That was odd.
Graystripe: yesh. *stuffs 1,000,000,000,000 waffles and 1,000,000 gallons of syrup in his mouth*
Sandstorm: >:) Hey, Graystripe! Do you want to go hunting with Cloudtail, Brightheart, and me?
Graystripe: *mouth full with waffles* mphp mmph hmph!
Sandstorm: What?
Graystripe: *spits 1,000,000,000,000 waffles and 1,000,000 gallons of syrup on Firestar* I said yeah, I will be there in a minute!
Firestar: *stuck under a pile of chewed waffles*
Sandstorm: hehe>:D
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A/N hi everyone! I really hope you like these first two spoofs! I want to know what you think so please vote and comment if you want me to continue these spoofs!
-@warriorcatlover345
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Warrior Cats Random Spoofs
HumorHey, guys! So lately I have been reading a lot of warrior cats spoofs, so I thought I would make one of my own. ENJOY!
