Warrior Cats Random Spoofs

The Warriors Meet Starkit

Note: If you have not read Starkit's Prophecy this will make absolutely no sense to you! Not that Starkit's Prophecy makes any sense, but you wouldn't understand what any of this means! If you do, enjoy!!

ThunderClan: *le normal*

Starkit: *walks into camp* I AM THE BEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO THIS EARTH AND EVERYONE SHOULD OBEY ME FOR NO REASON!

Firestar: Excuse me?

Starkit: I AM PERFECT. I HAVE THE BEST LIFE EVER AND EVERYONE LOVES ME.

Firestar. Love is a strong word-

Starkit: I also hit on men much older than me. For instance, my great grandfather! You single?

Firestar: Uh-

Sandstorm: Back off, hun.

Starkit: NO! Ugh, WHY CAN'T I EVER GET WHAT I WANT??? MY LIFE IS HORRIBLE!!

Brightheart and Sandstorm: *touch noses in greeting*

Starkit: THAT'S A SIN!!!

Brightheart: Wha-

Starkit: YOU ARE BEING PLEBEIAN AND YOU MUST GO TO SATINCLAN!1!1!1!111!1!1!1!!1!1!1!!11!1!

Sandstorm: Plebeian?

Starkit: "BENG GAY!1!1!" Is not allowed!! At least not until I realize that I am gay myself and it is suddenly okay!!1!1!1!11!1!1!1!11!1!1!1!1!1!11!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!11!!1

Cloudtail: Whoever you are, I really suggest you leave...

Starkit: UGH I DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1111!1!1!1!1!1!11!1!11!1!1!1!1!11!1!1!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!11!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!

Sandstorm: Well you should.

Starkit: EVERYONE ON THIS EARTH HATES ME FOR NO REASON EVEN THOUGH I ACT LIKE A PIECE OF CROWFOOD AND PRACTICALLY DIG A HOLE FOR MYSELF!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!11!1!1!1!111!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!1!111!1!11!111!1111!!1!1!1!1!111!!1!1!1!1!!1!1!1!!!!1!1!1!11!111!1!!1!!1!1!1!1!1!1!

Firestar: Do you have parents?

Starkit: My mother is a made up Butter mom named Dawnsparkle, and my father is Jayfeather who totally got away with having a kit and had no consequences.

Sandstorm: Um-

Starkit: My second parents are Hollyleaf and Tigerstar!

Firestar: Second parents?

Starkit: StarClan thought I was so perfect that I needed to be "reincarted"!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1111!1!1!1!1!1!!1!11!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!11!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!!1!11!1!1!!1!1!1!111!1!1!1!11!!1!!1!1!!1!1!1!1111!!1!1!1!1!1!11!!1!!1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!11!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!111!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1111!1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!1!!1!1!111!1!1!!1!1!1!1!1111!

Sandstorm: You're really weird, can you please leave?

Starkit: Ugh, WHHYYYY??? I'm so kawaii1!1!1!1!1!1!1111!1!1!1!1!1!!1!11!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!11!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!!1!11!1!1!!1!1!1!111!1!1!1!11!!1!!1!1!!1!1!1!1111!!1!1!1!1!1!11!!1!!1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!11!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!111!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1111!1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!1!!1!1!111!1!1!!1!1!1!1!1111!1!1!1!1!1!1!1111!1!1!1!1!1!!1!11!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!11!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!!1!11!1!1!!1!1!1!111!1!1!1!11!!1!!1!1!!1!1!1!1111!!1!1!1!1!1!11!!1!!1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!11!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!111!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1111!1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!1!!1!1!111!1!1!!1!1!1!1!1111!

Firestar: LEAVE!!

Starkit: 1!1!1!1!1!1!1111!1!1!1!1!1!!1!11!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!11!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!!1!11!1!1!!1!1!1!111!1!1!1!11!!1!!1!1!!1!1!1!1111!!1!1!1!1!1!11!!1!!1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!11!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!111!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1111!1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!1!!1!1!111!1!1!!1!1!1!1!1111!1!1!1!1!1!1!1111!1!1!1!1!1!!1!11!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!11!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!!1!11!1!1!!1!1!1!111!1!1!1!11!!1!!1!1!!1!1!1!1111!!1!1!1!1!1!11!!1!!1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!11!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!111!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1111!1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!1!!1!1!111!1!1!!1!1!1!1!1111!1!1!1!1!1!1!1111!1!1!1!1!1!!1!11!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!11!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!!1!11!1!1!!1!1!1!111!1!1!1!11!!1!!1!1!!1!1!1!1111!!1!1!1!1!1!11!!1!!1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!11!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!111!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1111!1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!1!!1!1!111!1!1!!1!1!1!1!1111!1!1!1!1!1!1!1111!1!1!1!1!1!!1!11!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!11!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!!1!11!1!1!!1!1!1!111!1!1!1!11!!1!!1!1!!1!1!1!1111!!1!1!1!1!1!11!!1!!1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!11!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!111!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1111!1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!1!!1!1!111!1!1!!1!1!1!1!1111!1!1!1!1!1!1!1111!1!1!1!1!1!!1!11!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!11!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!!1!11!1!1!!1!1!1!111!1!1!1!11!!1!!1!1!!1!1!1!1111!!1!1!1!1!1!11!!1!!1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!11!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!111!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1111!1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!1!!1!1!111!1!1!!1!1!1!1!1111!1!1!1!1!1!1!1111!1!1!1!1!1!!1!11!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!11!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!!1!11!1!1!!1!1!1!111!1!1!1!11!!1!!1!1!!1!1!1!1111!!1!1!1!1!1!11!!1!!1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!11!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!111!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1111!1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!1!!1!1!111!1!1!!1!1!1!1!1111!1!1!1!1!1!1!1111!1!1!1!1!1!!1!11!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!11!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!!1!11!1!1!!1!1!1!111!1!1!1!11!!1!!1!1!!1!1!1!1111!!1!1!1!1!1!11!!1!!1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!11!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!111!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1111!1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!1!!1!1!111!1!1!!1!1!1!1!1111!1!1!1!1!1!1!1111!1!1!1!1!1!!1!11!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!11!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!!1!11!1!1!!1!1!1!111!1!1!1!11!!1!!1!1!!1!1!1!1111!!1!1!1!1!1!11!!1!!1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!11!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!111!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1111!1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!1!!1!1!111!1!1!!1!1!1!1!1111!1!1!1!1!1!1!1111!1!1!1!1!1!!1!11!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!11!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!!1!11!1!1!!1!1!1!111!1!1!1!11!!1!!1!1!!1!1!1!1111!!1!1!1!1!1!11!!1!!1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!11!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!111!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1111!1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!1!!1!1!111!1!1!!1!1!1!1!1111!1!1!1!1!1!1!1111!1!1!1!1!1!!1!11!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!11!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!!1!11!1!1!!1!1!1!111!1!1!1!11!!1!!1!1!!1!1!1!1111!!1!1!1!1!1!11!!1!!1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!11!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!111!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1111!1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!1!!1!1!111!1!1!!1!1!1!1!1111!1!1!1!1!1!1!1111!1!1!1!1!1!!1!11!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!11!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!!1!11!1!1!!1!1!1!111!1!1!1!11!!1!!1!1!!1!1!1!1111!!1!1!1!1!1!11!!1!!1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!11!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!111!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1111!1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!1!!1!1!111!1!1!!1!1!1!1!1111!

Hey, guys! So it's been a while since I've written any spoofs so I'm sorry if I'm a little rusty! I've been away from Wattpad for a while and I'm trying to jump back in the saddle and revive myself. I really need to get my spoof gears turning again! Alright that's all! :)