Jayfeather: Guys! I just got this AWESOME app on my phone!
Lionblaze: What's it called?
Jayfeather: FLAPPY CAT!
Hollyleaf: Dude, I heard that game's super hard...Jayfeather?
Jayfeather: *playing flappy cat* Hehehe...
Lionblaze: He obviously has no attention span.
Jayfeather: *loses* NOOOOOOO!!! BOOOOOOOO!!!!!! *throws his phone at Firestar's head*
Firestar: AHHHHHH!!!!! *unconscious*
Sandstorm: Thank you so much, Jayfeather!
Lionblaze: I wouldn't talk to him, he will be deaf as well as blind.
Sandstorm: Wait a second, how can Jayfeather play if he can't see?
Hollyleaf: He can't.
Jayfeather: I KEEP LOSSSSSSING!!!!!!!!'
Hollyleaf: I just downloaded it!
Lionblaze: Oh no...
Hollyleaf: *opens the app* where are the sharpies?
Jayfeather: Huh?
Hollyleaf: You said the app was awesome! IF IT WAS AWESOME THERE WOULD BE SHARPIEZZZZZ!! *snaps her phone in half*
Lionblaze: O.O geez, Hollyleaf... *hands sharpie* have a sharpie!
Hollyleaf: *grabs it and draws on Lionblaze* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Jayfeather: Fox-dung! I just lost again!
Lionblaze: What's your highest score?
Jayfeather:......zero.... :(
Lionblaze: That's sad.
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Warrior Cats Random Spoofs
HumorHey, guys! So lately I have been reading a lot of warrior cats spoofs, so I thought I would make one of my own. ENJOY!
