Warrior Cats Random Spoofs

Make Sure He's Dead

*Firestar and Graystripe are walking in the forest*

Firestar: *coughs* Oh no, *cough* Graystripe... *cough*

Graystripe: What, Firestar?

Firestar: *cough* I'm *cough* dying... *cough*

Graystripe: No, Firestar!

Firestar: *cough* *cough* *collapses*

Graystripe: NOOOOOOOO!!! FIRESTAR!!!

Firestar: *cough*

Graystripe: STAY WITH ME!!

Firestar: *ded*

Graystripe: NOOOOOO!!!! *calls 911 or whatever the medical help is in ThunderClan*

Operator: What's the emergency?

Graystripe: Help! My friend has stopped breathing and collapsed on the ground! What do I do?

Operator: Just take deep breaths, and follow my directions.

Graystripe: Ok

Operator: Ok, first, make sure that he's actually dead.

Graystripe: *takes out a gun and shoots Firestar* Ok, now what?

I love this joke 😂