Warrior Cats Random Spoofs

The Shopping Mall

Graystripe: Guys-

Sandstorm: Yeah, yeah. Another twoleg thing!

Graystripe: Well, you don't have to be so rude about it!

Firestar: What is it?

Graystripe: A SHOPPING MALL!!!

Jayfeather: What?

Graystripe: A SHOPPING MALL!

Jayfeather: I know what you said, but I just don't understand it

Graystripe: It's a cool place where you can basically do whatever you want!

Sandstorm: Hm...

Squirrelflight: That sounds interesting...

Graystripe: You can buy things, eat, run around, and ride monsters!

Hollyleaf: Are there SHARPIES!?

Graystripe: ...sure

Cloudtail: I'm in!

Firestar: Let's go!

*at the mall*

Hollyleaf: I DON'T SEE ANY SHARPIES!!!

Graystripe: They're not right here, you'll have to find-

Hollyleaf: I WANT THEM NOW!!

Graystripe: Hollyleaf-

Hollyleaf: SHARPIEZZZZZ!!!!! *runs through the glass in the automatic door and zooms off*

Sandstorm: ooooooh! There are so many shops here! Where should we go first?

Cloudtail: I couldn't care less about shops, I see an Auntie Annie's over there!

Graystripe: Maybe they have waffles!

Cloudtail: LET'S GO!!!!

*Graystripe and Cloudtail zoom off*

Squirrelflight: Let's go to The Gap!

Firestar: Me and Brambleclaw and Jayfeather will come, just because we have nothing else to do.

*at The Gap*

Sandstorm: Oh! This skirt is so cute? Should I try it on?

Squirrelflight: Go for it, girl!

Sandstorm: *grabs three skirts*

Squirrelflight: *grabs a shirt and some jeans*

*both go to dressing room*

*30 minutes later*

Firestar: GREAT STARCLAN HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO TRY ON CLOTHES!?!?!?

Jayfeather: I MISS MY STICK AND I ALMOST WANT TO BUY A NEW ONE!!!

Brambleclaw: I SEE MY FATHER HERE LOOKING AT THE DRESSES AND I'M VERY UNCOMFORTABLE!!!

Sandstorm: *comes out in a dress* How does this look?

Firestar: IT LOOKS FABULOUS!!! Can we go now?

Sandstorm: Eh...it's a little too small...

Firestar: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Sandstorm: I'll try a few more sizes!

Brambleclaw: Squirrelflight, how are you doing in there?

Squirrelflight: *comes out* I think I'll buy this skirt...

Brambleclaw: Great, let's go-

Squirrelflight: You know what, I just won't buy anything.

Firestar: WHAT!?!?!?

Brambleclaw: After ALL OF THAT!?!?!?

Jayfeather: I HATE STORES!!

*Meanwhile at Auntie Annie's*

Cloudtail: It's beautiful! Look at all of the cookies!!

Graystripe:...I don't see any waffles... *walks up to cashier* Do you have any waffles?

Cashier: No, I am sorry, sir. We do have pancakes!

Graystripe: ....

Cashier: Sir, what's wrong?

Graystripe: PANCAKES ARE NOT WAFFLES!!!!

Cashier: I-I'm sorry!

Graystripe: SAYING SORRY DOES NOT GET ME WAFFLES!!!!

Cloudtail: *with a cookie* Hi, Graystripe! What's wrong!

Graystripe: This WACKO isn't giving me any waffles!

Cashier: Sir, we don't have any!

Graystripe: THIS MALL IS A FRAUD!!!

Cloudtail: You're the one who sent us here!

Graystripe: AND I WAS WRONG TO DO THAT BECAUSE THE PEOPLE HERE ARE WACK!

Cashier: Wack!?

Graystripe: WACK!!!

Cashier: Mall Security!!

Cloudtail: WHAT? YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!

Cashier: Yes, I can! I'll do it to you too!

Graystripe and Cloudtail: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

*Back to the Gap*

*Everyone is walking out of the store*

Sandstorm: Oh! That's a cute hat!

Firestar: NO.

Squirrelflight: What?

Brambleclaw: NO.

Jayfeather: WE HAVE SPENT THREE FLIPPING HOURS IN THIS STORE AND WE CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!

Cashier in Gap: Gentlemen, please don't yell in the store.

Firestar: WE'LL YELL IF WE WANT TO YELL!!!

Jayfeather: YEAH!!

Cashier: Guess what?

Brambleclaw: WHAT, YOU BOMBASTIC BLIMP!?

Cashier: Security!

Everyone: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

*at Mall Jail*

Squirrelflight: Well, thanks a lot, Graystripe!

Sandstorm: We came here to have fun and we ended up in jail!

Graystripe: Hey, I didn't know it was going to happen!

Cloudtail: You were asking for it!

Firestar: Why do we keep going through with your twoleg things?

Jayfeather: Twolegs are stupid.

Brambleclaw: Hey, has anyone seen Hollyleaf?

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Hollyleaf: *running around the parking lot* I. WANT. SHARPIEZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!! *crashes into a car*

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Jayfeather: I'm sure she's fine...