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Warrior Cats Reading Warrior Cats Facts - Part II

Cloudtail: We're back at it again with the facts!!

Blossomfall: Oh no...

Squirrelflight: Those facts tear our Clans apart. It doesn't make anyone happy!

Cloudtail: Which is why I love 'em! Let's get on!

Jayfeather: Well, it can't get worse!

Sandstorm: That's true! What can he possibly say?

Cloudtail: First one, "Sandstorm cheated on her final assessment, and brought by prey caught by another cat"

Everyone: *GASP*

Sandstorm: psh...you have no idea what you're talking about...

Bluestar: Sandstorm, how dare you?

Whitestorm: Sandpaw, now!

Sandstorm: What!? You can't do that!!

Bluestar: Oh yes, he can! SANDPAW!!!

Sandpaw: 😡Are we done now?

Cloudtail: Hehe, we're just getting started!

"Vicky stated that the reason that she made Rowanclaw Tawnypelt's mate was because she felt bad for constantly getting his gender wrong"

Rowanclaw: Excuse me?

Firestar: WHO'S VICKY!??!?

Graystripe: WHAT POWER DOES SHE HAVE OVER US!?!!?

(A/N: a lot actually, but they don't know that😂)

Tawnypelt: Rowanclaw, is there something we need to talk about?

Rowanclaw: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO I AM ANYMORE!!!😭😭😭

Crowfeather: Two facts, and people are already beginning to lose it!

Cloudtail: 😈 "Vicky has revealed that Raggedstar chose Foxheart to be his deputy just to make Yellowfang jealous"

Graystripe: WHO IS THIS VICKY!?!?!!?

Brambleclaw: Is she TIGERSTAR????

Yellowfang: Forget about Vicky, let's discuss why Raggedstar is a big jerk!!

Raggedstar: Excuse you.

Foxheart: Jerk! I thought you genuinely wanted me to be your deputy!!!

Raggedstar: No, not really

Foxheart and Yellowfang: 😭😭😭

Firestar: Cloudtail, stop it with this!

Cloudtail: JUST ONE MORE!!! "Dustpelt and Ravenpaw are brothers, but Dustpelt wouldn't admit it!"

Everyone: *GASP*

Ravenpaw: Am I just that horrible, Dustpelt?

Dustpelt:...yes, you're a wimp

Ravenpaw: 😭

Cloudtail: Well, that was another round of Reading Warrior Cats Facts! I hope you guys enjoyed! Bai!!!