Warriors Discover Phones!

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Firestar, Squirrelflight, Lionblaze, and Graystripe: *on a border patrol and find an iPhone on the ground*

Graystripe: What is that thing?

Squirrelflight: probably some stupid Twoleg thing.

Firestar: *touches the home button and turns it on* GAAAH!!! IT'S SO BRIIIIIGHT!! *takes Jayfeather's stick and hits it constantly*

Jayfeather: GET CHO HANDS OFF OF MA STICK! *takes it from Firestar and walks away*

Lionblaze: *stares at the iPhone* Whoa, there's a ton of little squares on the bright thing!!

Firestar: *is holding his paw on the home button*

Siri: What can I help you with?

Graystripe: WHAT THE FOXDUNG!?

Siri: I do not understand.

Squirrelflight: Get rid of it! GET RID OF IT!!!!

Graystripe: *throws it in the lake*

Firestar: Ahem, so, lets check the ShadowClan border?

Lionblaze: yesh.

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