Warrior Cats Random Spoofs

Toxic Waste

Graystripe: Guys! I have another Twoleg thing!

Firestar: Oh, StarClan.

Sandstorm: What is it?

Graystripe: Toxic Waste.

Whitestorm: Are you crazy? I'm not eating Twoleg trash that's toxic!

Graystripe: It's not toxic, you dweeb! It's just sour candy!

Firestar: Let me have a try! *takes a piece and puts it in mouth* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *bounces all over camp*

Squirrelflight: Was that the toxic waste or is he just that crazy?

Graystripe: I'd believe either one.

Sharpiepelt(Icebergthecat
: let me have a crack at it *puts a whole candy in mouth* a-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-AAAA *takes a million sharpies and draws all over herself*

Shiningmoon(@cakemastergamer): Well, Firestar is going nuts and Sharpiepelt is on a sugar-high, I wonder what's going to happen to me...?

Graystripe: Here...try Blue Raspberry; It's the most sour of all the flavors!

Shiningmoon: Ok! *puts in mouth* mm... *does nothing*

Sandstorm: It's not bothering you?

Shingingmoon: Nope. I don't see what's so bad about these things.

Cinderpelt: Oh, StarClan, Firestar about to jump off the Highrock.

Firestar: AHHHHHHH *leaps off the Highrock and crashes into a tree*

Sandstorm: That still isn't bothering you, Shiningmoon?

Shiningmoon: Piece of cake.

Graystripe: I thought it was candy...

Shiningmoon: :/

Sharpiepelt: *completely covered in sharpies* SHARPPIIIIEEEZZZZ...

Sandstorm: Graystripe, this stuff is tearing our Clan apart!

Cinderpelt: Yeah, get rid of it!

Graystripe: Ok! *throws it out of camp.

*At RiverClan Border*

Crookedstar: *picks up toxic waste* Hm... I wonder what this stuff is...?

Hey, guys! If you're wondering why I made this as a spoof it's because me and some of my family members(including @flameheart920 and monkeyman826 ) did the toxic waste challenge, and it was absolutely hilarious! Everyone else thought it was torture when they ate it but I didn't care at all! It is a pretty interesting candy and you can find it at any candy store!

~ warriorcatlover345