Graystripe: *has on waffle costume with a bag* The Clans may not trick-or-treat like Twolegs do, but I'm gonna get me some sweets!
*In ShadowClan Camp*
Graystripe: *holds bag up to Blackstar* TRICK-OR-TREAT!!!!!!!!
Blackstar: what are you doing?
Graystripe: trick-or-treating!
Blackstar: What!?
Graystripe: it's where Twolegs pointlessly collect candy! *holds up bag* TRICK-OR-TREAT!!!!
Blackstar: I don't get it.
Graystripe: Who cares? Now, for the third time, TRICK-OR-TREAT!!
Blackstar: Get out.
Graystripe: fox-dung!
*In RiverClan territory*
Graystripe: ShadowClan may have been a bust, but I'm not giving up yet!!
Mistyfoot: *sees Graystripe* INTRUDER!!!! INTRUDER!!!!!
Graystripe: TRICK-OR-TREAT!!!!!
Mistyfoot: Why are you wearing a waffle?
Graystripe: It's a Twoleg tradition!
Mistyfoot: To wear waffles?
Graystripe: NOOO!! You dress up as whatever you want and collect candy!
Mistyfoot: Why?
Graystripe: I DON'T KNOW!! Now gimme some confectionary!
Mistyfoot: Get out.
Graystripe: DARN!!!
*In WindClan Camp*
Graystripe: *holds up bag* TRICK-OR-TREAT!!!!
Onestar: ...Why?
Graystripe: WHY DOES NO ONE GET TRICK-OR-TREATING!!!??????
Onestar: because we're cats, not lunatics.
Graystripe: SOME CAT JUST GIVE ME SOME STUPID CANDY!!!!
Ashfoot: If it's stupid, why do you ask for it?
Graystripe: I DON'T KNOW!!!
Onestar: Get out.
Graystripe: AAAAHHHHHHHH!!
*back at ThunderClan camp*
Graystripe: What a night! I went to 3 Clans and I didn't even get any candy!
Sandstorm: >:) try Firestar's den!
Graystripe: EUREKA!!!
*at Firestar's den*
Graystripe: TRICK-OR-TREAT!!
Firestar: GET OUT!!
Graystripe: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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Warrior Cats Random Spoofs
HumorHey, guys! So lately I have been reading a lot of warrior cats spoofs, so I thought I would make one of my own. ENJOY!
