Graystripe: *crying and calling Petsmart*
Worker on phone: Hello?
Graystripe: *sobbing*
Worker: Hey, what's wrong?
Graystripe: My fish just died! I found him upside down in his bowl!
Worker: Aw, MAN, I'm SO sorry! Bring him in and we'll get you a new one!
Graystripe: *crying* His name was Bubbles...he was a beta fish...
Worker: Aw, that's so sad! How long ago did you buy him?
Graystripe: yesterday *sniff*
Worker: Oh...what water did you provide him with?
Graystripe: River water
Worker: Oh...well I suppose that's okay, but I wouldn't use that for next time.
Graystripe: *sniff* I think he drowned!
Worker: No...no, sir. Fish can't drown...
Graystripe: But, he was blowing bubbles in his bowl so I thought he was drowning *crying*
Worker: No...Fish can't drown, they take the oxygen from the water...
Graystripe: Oh...
Worker: Yeah...
Graystripe: I think I'll just throw him in the sewer or something...
Worker: No! No! Just bring it in and we'll get ya a new one!
Graystripe: Oh...ok...my beta fish was a boy...
Worker: Yes...
Graystripe: I want one that's a boy and a girl...do you have one that's both...?
Worker: Uh...sure?
Graystripe: *sniff* Thanks
Worker: Sure... *hangs up*
Sandstorm: Graystripe?
Graystripe: Yes?
Sandstorm: Why is there no water in your fish's bowl?
Graystripe: I thought he was drowning so I poured the water out...
Sandstorm: Graystripe...
Graystripe: What?
Sandstorm: FISH DON'T DROWN!!!
Graystripe: ...oh
Sandstorm: Was there any point to that call?
Graystripe: All I remember is that I'm getting a fish of both genders
YOU ARE READING
Warrior Cats Random Spoofs
HumorHey, guys! So lately I have been reading a lot of warrior cats spoofs, so I thought I would make one of my own. ENJOY!
