Warrior Cats Random Spoofs

The Dentist

Brindleface: Cloudkit, today you are going to the dentist.

Cloudkit: What's that?

Brindleface: It's a place filled sugar and ponies and lollipops-

Cloudkit: OvO and cookies?

Brindleface: Especially cookies.

Cloudkit: :D LET'S GOOOO!!!!

*at the dentist*

Cloudkit: Ok! Where da cookies at!?

Brindleface: >:) There are no cookies.

Cloudkit: W-what do you mean?

Brindleface: Cloudkit, I lied to you.

Cloudkit: You said you were going to take me to the dentist!

Brindleface: Yes, Cloudkit. This is the dentist.

Cloudkit: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Brindleface: Yes.

Cat Dentist: Cloudkit? Come back to my office!

Cloudkit: NOOOOO!!!! YOU WILL NOT TAKE ME ALIVE!!

Brindleface: Cloudkit, just go with her.

Cloudkit: If you insist, but I was totally going to anyway.

*in the office*

Cloudkit: *in a dentist chair* WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO ME, YOU MONSTER!!!???

Cat Dentist: Calm down, mouse-brain, I'm just going to look at your teeth.
*opens Cloudkit's mouth and looks inside* OMS!!!

Cloudkit: What? Aren't my teeth just so dazzling?

Cat Dentist: Quite the opposite, actually.

Cloudkit: What's the issue, Doc?

Cat Dentist: YOU HAVE CAVITIES IN EVERY SINGLE TOOTH!!

Cloudkit: Is that a good thing?

Cat Dentist: No. I am going to have someone drill your teeth.

Cloudkit: O.O D-drill? Who?

Cat Dentist: TIGERSTAR!!! GET IN HERE!!!!

Tigerstar: *comes in with a large drill*
Don't worry, this won't hurt at all!!

Cloudkit: :) It won't?

Tigerstar: It won't hurt me!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!! *thunder crackles with a flash of lightning*

Cloudkit: O.O I have never been so scared in my life!!

Tigerstar: *sticks the drill in Cloudkit's mouth* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Cloudkit: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

*an hour later*

Brindleface: This is sure taking a long time...

Cloudkit: *walks out of the office and falls to the floor*

Brindleface: :O What did you do to my sweetmuffin?

Tigerstar: >:) I drilled out all of his teeth, and gave him laugh gas!

Brindleface: Why in the name of StarClan would you do that?

Tigerstar: It's my job.

Brindleface: How have cats not fired you?

Tigerstar: I'm not afraid to use this drill, ma'am.

Cloudkit: *gets up* ...I think I am alive...but I'm not sure...

Brindleface: What's-

Tigerstar: Laugh gas. He may say some pretty crazy things.

Cloudkit: Waffles with mustaches.

Tigerstar and Brindleface: O_O

Hey, guys! Just so you know I made this spoof because I have been to the dentist recently and it made me want to make a dentist warriors spoof! I hoped you liked it. Please vote and comment!