Warrior Cats Random Spoofs

How Firestar and Tigerstar Really Died

*All the cats are fighting in the Great Battle*

Tigerstar:*Appears in front of Firestar* Hello, Firestar, we meet again. >:D

Firestar: *stares and then blinks* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! IT'S TIGERSTAR! THE UGLIEST CAT IN THE WORLD!!!

All Clans: *scream and run all around*

Tigerstar: wha...what?

Firestar: *dies*

All Clans: *Silent*

Brambleclaw: Firestar died of Tigerstar's ugliness!

Sandstorm: No!!

Squirrelflight: KILL UGLYSTAR!!

All Clans: YEAH!!!! *screech and all pile on Tigerstar*

Tigerstar: *being smushed* no!

Lighting: *electrocutes Tigerstar*

Tigerstar: *dies*

Cloudtail: We did it!

Dustpelt: Well, he had nothing to live for, anyway...

Brambleclaw: yup