Bluestar: Cloudkit, you will now be known as Cloudpaw. Your mentor is Fireheart.
Cloudpaw: YAY!!!
Fireheart: Do you want me to show you the territory?
Cloudpaw: YEAH!!
*both cats walk through the camp entrance and into the forest*
Fireheart: First, I'll show you the river.
Cloudpaw: What's a river?
Fireheart: It's a long stream of flowing water.
Cloudpaw: What's water?
Fireheart: /:| You don't know what water is?
Cloudpaw: No, I know what water is.
Fireheart: |:| Then why did you ask!?
Cloudpaw: I don't know. Why did I ask?
Fireheart: *sighs* Okay, I'll show you the ShadowClan border next.
*Fireheart and Cloudpaw are at the border*
Cloudpaw: It's stinky here.
Fireheart: Each Clan has a unique scent.
Cloudpaw: *sniffs Fireheart and wrinkles his nose* You have a unique scent. *gags*
Fireheart: >:( Okay, moving on. This is the Thunderpath.
Cloudpaw: Why is it called that?
Fireheart: It makes a thundering sound when monsters pass.
Cloudpaw: What are monsters?
Fireheart: They're these weird creatures that run around the Thunderpath, they never leave.
Cloudpaw: Why?
Fireheart: I don't know!
Cloudpaw: Why not?
Fireheart: Ugh! Why do you ask so many questions?
Cloudpaw: I don't know. Why do I ask so many questions?
Fireheart: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Cloudpaw: Why are you screaming?
Fireheart: *explodes*
YOU ARE READING
Warrior Cats Random Spoofs
HumorHey, guys! So lately I have been reading a lot of warrior cats spoofs, so I thought I would make one of my own. ENJOY!
