Warrior Cats Random Spoofs

Graystripe the Gold Digger

*le hanging out*

*noises in the distance*

Firestar: Hey, what is that?

*(distant) I'm going to get you!*

Brambleclaw: 😳😳😳

*I'm going to eat you!*

Squirrelflight: Where is that coming from!

Leafpool: Let's go find out!

*Sandstorm, Squirrelflight, Leafpool, Brambleclaw, and Firestar begin to look through the forest*

*I'M GOING TO GET YOU!!!!*

Everyone: *le scared*

*I'M GOING TO EAT YOU!!!!*

Everyone: *le very scared*

*they turn to see a vine*

Behind vine: *I'M GOING TO GET YOU!!! I'M GOING TO EAT YOU!!!"

Brambleclaw: *pulls back vine*

Graystripe: *digging for gold if you know what I mean😏* I'm going to get you! I'm going to...

Everyone: *le disgusted*

Leafpool: Graystripe?

Graystripe: *"hides it"* Hey guys... What's up?

Squirrelflight: Dude, that's just wrong...

Graystripe: I have nothing else better to do...😢

Firestar: Well, that is true

Graystripe: 😢