Warrior Cats Random Spoofs

RandomClan Visits

*le wandering through the forest*

*rock music and farm noises heard in the distance*

Frozenheart (@Serval_Is_Boss): What the helicopter is that? *chugs energy drink and starts bouncing on and off of trees*

Honeypelt (@Celestial_Wolfz): *throws catnip in her mouth* probably Graystripe throwing another waffle party.

Frostflower (@naturelover122): Cool! Who's invited?

Honeypelt: Everyone, but no one comes... *toots a rainbow*

Frozenheart: *crashes into a rock* uuuuggghhh.....

Everestsnow (@GazeWingAnimations): AHHHHHHH!!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIVVVVEEESSS!!!!

Frostflower: What? Did you take a glance at the waffle party?

Everestsnow: No-

*rainbows fly everywhere*

*farts are heard all around*

*farms animal noises*

*rock music*

*ketchup and mustard squirting everywhere*

*nyan cat music*

*rock music*

Frozenheart: AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! MY EEEEEAAAAARRRSSSS!!!!!

RandomClan: *le appear*

Rockstar: YYYYyYyyYYYYYyEEEeeEeEEaAAAaaAAAaAAAAhhHhHhhhH!!!!!!!!!! *guitar solo*

Honeypelt: NUUUUUUU!!!! It's too much!!!!

Frostflower: WHO ARE THESE INSANE CATS?!?!?!!?!?

Vacuumface: *walks up* We are RandomClan!! *sucks up Frostflower's face as he speaks*

Frostflower: NUUUUUU!!!

Peefur: We have come to TAKE OVER THE FOREST!!

Drypaw: and eat cookies!

Mustartstripe: We want to ally with your clan! *mustard squirts from ears*

Everestsnow: Ok!

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*4 normal cats enter camp*

Firestar: Hey, guys!

Honeypelt: Hey!

Frozenheart: We, kinda found some cats...

Sandstorm: They want to join the clan?

Firestar: They better be pretty civilized...

Everestsnow: Oooh...

Frostflower: that will be a problem...

Firestar: Why?

*cats in Thunderclan are minding their own business, when suddenly rock music and farm animal noises are heard off in the distance*

Whitestorm: What in the name of StarClan...?

RandomClan: *Bursts into camp*

Rockstar: *does a long guitar solo* HELLO THUNDERCLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!

Firestar: Who are you and why are you here?

Mustardstripe: *walks up to Firestar* We have come to join your Clan! *mustard squirts from his ears*

Firestar: *mustard all over his face* *tphpthtphphthpthpthpthpthtp*...WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!?!

Mustardstripe: sorry *squirt*. Vacuumface, why don't you speak for the Clan?

Vacuumface: *walks up to Firestar* *begins to suck up face* we heard of the clans in the forest and we want to join!!

Firestar: AHHHHHHH!!!

Vacuumface: *stops sucking*

Cloudtail: Oh my...

Sandstorm: His face was ugly before...but now...

Firestar: 😨😰😓

TO BE CONTINUED

Hey, guys! I know that was kind of short, but there will be more eventually! Hopefully you enjoyed the first appearance of RandomClan!