Firestar: *sneaks into the warriors den at night* I have to take away Graystripe's waffles! It's for his own good!
Graystripe: *sleeping in nest hugging a ton of waffles* *snore* waffles, waffles, waffles *snore* waffles, waffles, waffles... *snore*
Firestar: *sneaks up to Graystripe's nest and reaches to take a waffle* nearly got it...
Graystripe: *wakes up and quickly stands up with a dart gun* STAY AWAY FROM MAH WAFFLES!!!!! *shoots Firestar with the gun*
Firestar: *is unconscious*
Warriors: :O
Sandstorm: You killed him.
Graystripe: nah, he'll wake up in about 7 sunrises.
Sandstorm: O.O
Graystripe: *cuddles his waffles* It's okay, waffles. Did that ugly mean ginger cat hurt you?
Warriors: /:|
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Warrior Cats Random Spoofs
HumorHey, guys! So lately I have been reading a lot of warrior cats spoofs, so I thought I would make one of my own. ENJOY!