Here are the Allegiances for the oh-so-wonderful RandomClan! One day I was super bored and I made a very stupid clan with very stupid cats with very stupid names. I decided I would put them in my spoofs so they can annoy the heck out of the main Clan Cats! You will be seeing a lot of them!
LEADER Rockstar- gray tom with purple eyes and black lighting shaped fur around his left eye with long fur around his head and a guitar, sings all of the clan meetings as a rock song.
DEPUTY Happyface- russet-furred she-cat with amber eyes and a happy face, laughs hysterically at random times.
MEDICINE CAT Herbcraze- light brown tom with strange red eyes and a craze for herbs, constantly eats catmint.
WARRIORS(toms and she-cats without kits)
Buttface- small brown tom with a face so hideous it looks like a butt, when he talks he constantly farts.
APPRENTICE, He's so ugly and stinky not one apprentice would want him as a mentor.
Prettyflower- pretty white pinkish she-cat with pink eyes and a flower by her ear.
Twolegheart- pale ginger she-cat with ice blue eyes and a Twoleg heart, can turn into a Twoleg at any time.
APPRENTICE, Soccerpaw
Mouseobscession- dark gray tom with gray eyes and a mouse obsession, constantly eating mice.
Cowmoo- White tom with big black splotches with brown eyes, moos at random times.
Eggyolk- white tom with big yellow splotches and sunny side up yellow eyes with eggs as ears, when he talks chicken noises appear out of nowhere.
APPRENTICE, Drypaw
Poopsplotch- poop colored tom with dung colored splotches and with turd-colored eyes, spends a lot of time in the Dirtplace.
Dillpickle- pickle-colored tom with puke-colored tabby stripes and gray eyes, smells like vinegar.
Housefoot- a red tom with white lines all over fur shaped like bricks with houses as feet and doors as a chest and roofs as ears with window eyes, if you touch noses with him it makes a doorbell sound.
APPRENTICE, Carpetpaw
Disco-eyes- black she-cat with purple paws, a disco-ball tipped tail and eyes, a microphone mouth, and a red nose, whenever you pass her, Nyan cat music plays.
Peefur- poop brown she-cat with a bright yellow tail and paws with yellow eyes.
APPRENTICE, Basketballpaw
Rearend: Buttface's brother, even more ugly with a large rear end and green fur with poop colored eyes.
Mustardstripe: mustard-colored tom with yellow eyes and mustard bottles for ears(squirt out mustard every time he talks) and bleeds ketchup.
APPRENTICE, Dummypaw
Staircase- beige-colored she-cat with green eyes and a staircase on her back.
Headband- pink-colored she-cat with purple eyes, magenta paws, a necklace, and a headband.
Vacuumface- brown tom with a vacuum as a face, when he talks his face begins to suck in anything near it.
APPRETICES(training to be warriors)
Soccerpaw- white tom with black blotches and soccer ball eyes with a soccer ball by his side.
Drypaw- sand-colored she-cat with rough and dry fur and blue eyes.
Carpetpaw- purple she-cat with carpet as fur with pink eyes.
Basketballpaw- orange tom with black tabby stripes with orange eyes and basketballs as paws.
Dummypaw- white she-cat with black splotches around her eyes and paws with blue eyes and a very dumb personality.
Yup this is what I do in my free time :_D Haha
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Warrior Cats Random Spoofs
HumorHey, guys! So lately I have been reading a lot of warrior cats spoofs, so I thought I would make one of my own. ENJOY!