Graystripe: *security guard* First night in my new job! This'll be a breeze!
*Phone rings*
Phone Guy: Hello? Hello? Hey, welcome to your new job at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza! Keep an eye on those cameras and conserve power! You are going to die, goodnight! *hangs up*
Graystripe: *starts to breath harder and sweat* Aw, man, I should've brought my diapers... *checks the cams*
*Bonnie is gone from the stage and moves to the Dining Hall*
Graystripe: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *Runs around the security room and closes both doors*
*Foxy knocks on the door*
Graystripe: GO AWAY!!!!!!!!! *grabs fan and throws it out window*
Foxy: ... *throws a pan*
Graystripe: *gets hit in the head* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
*Power goes out and doors open*
Graystripe: Oh, foxdung...
Freddy: *comes to door and plays jingle*
Graystripe: OOOOHHHHHH MAAAAAHHHHHH STARCLAN!!!!! IMA GONNA DIE!!!!
*lights completely go out*
Freddy: *hits Graystripe with a pan*
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Graystripe: *alive for some reason and back in the office* Stupid Freddy. Why do I even have to hide in this office for 6 hours?
Phone Guy: Hello? Hello?
Graystripe: OH SHUT UP!!!!! *hits phone with a pan*
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*Chica sounds in kitchen*
Graystripe: O.O IS SOMEONE MAKING ME WAFFLES???? *goes to kitchen* WAFFLES
Chica: *hits Graystripe with a pan*
~
Graystripe: *le alive* stupid animatronics, you know, the only one that hasn't really bothered is Bon-
Bonnie: *hits Graystripe with a pan*
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Graystripe: *le terrified* I WANT MY MOMMY!!!
Willowpelt: *hits Graystripe with a pan*
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Graystripe: *le angry* Geez, what is it with me and pans?
Animatronics: *throw spatula at Graystripe*
Graystripe: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Freddy: *hits Graystripe with a pan*
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A/N
Hey guys! I hope you liked this spoof! I made it because I am obsessed with FNAF, and I thought it would make an interesting plot! If you read this and had no idea whatsoever what FNAF is I highly recommend you watch Markiplier's videos! Here is a link to his first one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOztnsBPrAA
And btw: pans are no way involved :)
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