A/N This is actually a spoof I made around Halloween, and I never published it, so that's why it's all scary and Halloween themed!! :)
*fake growling noise*
Firestar: O_O Wh-wh-what was that?
Brambleclaw: It was nothing. It could have just been-AHHHHHHHH!!! IT'S A BADGER!!
Firestar: Where?
Brambleclaw: *disappears behind the warriors den*
Firestar: Brambleclaw...where did you go?
Cloudtail: *walks up to Brambleclaw* What's up, Brambleclaw?
Brambleclaw: Shhh! I'm tricking Firestar into thinking there's a badger. Apparently scaring your friends is part of this Twolegmajig Hallowthingmabob.
Cloudtail: I don't think that's gonna work...
Firestar: THERE'S A BADGER!! THERE'S A BADGER!! IT ATE BRAMBLECLAW AND NOW IT'S GONNA GET ME!!!
Cloudtail: >:) Can I help?
Brambleclaw: Sure! Attack Firestar when he's not looking!
Cloudtail: Roger.
Brambleclaw: You can attack Roger later, but get Firestar first!
Cloudtail: /:|
Firestar: *hiding in fresh-kill pile*
Graystripe: *walks up to Firestar, eating waffles* Hey, Firestar!
Firestar: SHHH!! Graystripe! If the badger hears you it will come and rip you to smithereens!
Graystripe: Why would you be so scared of one badger? They always say to face your fears!
Firestar: Oh, yeah, ok, so for me to face my fears, I will walk up to a hungry badger, try and fight it knowing I will loose and it will rip me to shreds???
Graystripe: ...sure.
Firestar: >:( and who's 'they' anyway?
Graystripe: No idea. So hey, did you know Brambleclaw and Cloudtail are trying to convince you there's a badger in camp?
Firestar: They are? O.O *speechless* I will get those little pieces of fox-dung!
Brambleclaw and Cloudtail: *sneak into the warriors den*
Firestar: Hehe... I will get those two idiots back!
*At Moonhigh...*
Graystripe: Hey, Brambleclaw! When are you going to scare Firestar?
Brambleclaw: soon...
Graystripe: It's funny you both are planning to scare each other!
Cloudtail and Brambleclaw: WHAT!?
Cloudtail: I'm scared now!
Brambleclaw: Don't worry, Cloudtail! We won't let Firestar scare us first!
Firestar: *jumps into the warriors den with a badger mask on* ROOOAAAARRRRR!!!
Cloudtail and Brambleclaw: *scream like she-cats* AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *run out of the den*
Firestar: *takes off mask* huh... I guess I'll just take their spots tonight.
Graystripe: you got them goooood!
Firestar: Yesh. *falls asleep*
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Warrior Cats Random Spoofs
MizahHey, guys! So lately I have been reading a lot of warrior cats spoofs, so I thought I would make one of my own. ENJOY!
