The Scaredy-Cat Cats

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A/N This is actually a spoof I made around Halloween, and I never published it, so that's why it's all scary and Halloween themed!! :)

*fake growling noise*

Firestar: O_O Wh-wh-what was that?

Brambleclaw: It was nothing. It could have just been-AHHHHHHHH!!! IT'S A BADGER!!

Firestar: Where?

Brambleclaw: *disappears behind the warriors den*

Firestar: Brambleclaw...where did you go?

Cloudtail: *walks up to Brambleclaw* What's up, Brambleclaw?

Brambleclaw: Shhh! I'm tricking Firestar into thinking there's a badger. Apparently scaring your friends is part of this Twolegmajig Hallowthingmabob.

Cloudtail: I don't think that's gonna work...

Firestar: THERE'S A BADGER!! THERE'S A BADGER!! IT ATE BRAMBLECLAW AND NOW IT'S GONNA GET ME!!!

Cloudtail: >:) Can I help?

Brambleclaw: Sure! Attack Firestar when he's not looking!

Cloudtail: Roger.

Brambleclaw: You can attack Roger later, but get Firestar first!

Cloudtail: /:|

Firestar: *hiding in fresh-kill pile*

Graystripe: *walks up to Firestar, eating waffles* Hey, Firestar!

Firestar: SHHH!! Graystripe! If the badger hears you it will come and rip you to smithereens!

Graystripe: Why would you be so scared of one badger? They always say to face your fears!

Firestar: Oh, yeah, ok, so for me to face my fears, I will walk up to a hungry badger, try and fight it knowing I will loose and it will rip me to shreds???

Graystripe: ...sure.

Firestar: >:( and who's 'they' anyway?

Graystripe: No idea. So hey, did you know Brambleclaw and Cloudtail are trying to convince you there's a badger in camp?

Firestar: They are? O.O *speechless* I will get those little pieces of fox-dung!

Brambleclaw and Cloudtail: *sneak into the warriors den*

Firestar: Hehe... I will get those two idiots back!

*At Moonhigh...*

Graystripe: Hey, Brambleclaw! When are you going to scare Firestar?

Brambleclaw: soon...

Graystripe: It's funny you both are planning to scare each other!

Cloudtail and Brambleclaw: WHAT!?

Cloudtail: I'm scared now!

Brambleclaw: Don't worry, Cloudtail! We won't let Firestar scare us first!

Firestar: *jumps into the warriors den with a badger mask on* ROOOAAAARRRRR!!!

Cloudtail and Brambleclaw: *scream like she-cats* AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *run out of the den*

Firestar: *takes off mask* huh... I guess I'll just take their spots tonight.

Graystripe: you got them goooood!

Firestar: Yesh. *falls asleep*

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