Warrior Cats Random Spoofs

Fishing

Dragonsoul(@SliceoReggaepie): Hey, Graystripe! Wanna go fishing?

Graystripe: *eating you-know-what* ...fishing?

Oakfur: Yeah! You, know; the thing where you get food from water-

Graystripe: I know what fishing is! But I'm more of a waffle person.

Dragonsoul: We noticed.

Oakfur: So, are ya coming or not?

Graystripe: Why not?

Firestar: Yeah, Graystripe! Go fishing! You've just been eating for the past few days. You've gotten so fat...

Graystripe: >:( Okay, okay, let's just go!

Iceheart(@Telepathic_Unikitty): I'm coming too! Swimming is my life! Just let me get my floaties and flippers.

Graystripe & Dragonsoul: O_O

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*at the river*

Iceheart: So, Dragonsoul, why did you want to even come fishing, anyway?

Graystripe: It's fully stocked.

Oakfur: Stop telling other Clans that! They know you eat all of the prey!

Dragonsoul: Fishies are my BABIES! And there are a few people I'm mad at that need a few slaps to the face.

Iceheart: O.O

Dragonsoul, Oakfur, & Iceheart: *jump in the river* FISHIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Graystripe: I think I'll stay up here...

*Oakfur, Dragonsoul, and Iceheart all come up from the water with tons of fishies*

Dragonsoul: *turns into a dragon and flies away with all the fish* THESE FISHIES ARE ALL MINNNNNNNNE!!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!

Oakfur: That was rude.

Graystripe: Don't care.

Iceheart: I wasted all the air in my floaties for nothing!