Warrior Cats Random Spoofs

Merry Late Christmas!

Graystripe: *runs into camp wearing an elf costume* MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!

Firestar: Whatta huh?

Sandstorm: Was that even English?

Graystripe: What!? You guys don't even know what Christmas is?

Cloudtail: No, but if there's cookies involved count me in!!

Graystripe: Great StarClan, these people need the ghosts of Christmas past, present, and future!

Firestar: Whatta huh?

Cloudtail: Stop that!!!

Lionblaze: So what is this Christmas?

Squirrelflight: Another weird Twoleg thing!

Graystripe: No...

Firestar: Graystripe...

Graystripe: Yes.

Jayfeather: Just tell us what it is already!

Graystripe: Ok, bossy!! Christmas is where Twolegs buy each other presents and exchange them on one day each year!

Everyone: ...

Leafpool: I didn't understand 75% of that...

Sandstorm: Graystripe, it concerns me how much you know about Twolegs...

Jayfeather: Never mind that! What does this...Crispsmas or whatever have to do with us?

Graystripe: Come on! It'll be fun!!

Squirrelflight: Firestar?

Firestar: Whatever.

Squirrelflight: Cool! So, what do we do first??

Graystripe: First, we sing Christmas carols!!!

Everyone: ...

Sandstorm: Graystripe, when have any of us ever sang?

Graystripe: Fine, we can dress as Christmas elves and-

Everyone: NUUUUUHHH!!!!

Lionblaze: Singing it is!!

ThunderClan: *walk around ThunderClan territory caroling*

Graystripe: 🎶 I WANT A HIPPOPOTAMUS FOR CHRISTMAS--🎶

Blackstar: *overhears* Dude, what is wrong with you?

Graystripe: 🎶 ONLY A HIPPOPOTAMUS WILL DO---,
DON'T WANT A DOLL, NO DINKY TINKERTOY,
I WANT A HIPPOPOTAMUS TO PLAY WITH AND ENJOY--🎶

Tawnypelt: Just when I thought he couldn't get any weirder.

Rowanclaw: What in the name of StarClan would you do with a hippopotamus?

Graystripe: LET ME ENJOY MY CHRISTMAS CHEER!!!!

Blackstar: What is the purpose of this?
You know what, I don't even want to know!

Tawnypelt: Good thinking.

Firestar: Ok, Graystripe, what do we do next?

Graystripe: PRESENTS!!!!

*a few hours later*

Graystripe: Oki!! Does everyone have presents for each other?

ThunderClan: Yep!!

Graystripe: Let's exchange!!!

*everyone exchanges*

Graystripe: All I asked for was waffles and I didn't even eat that!

Sandstorm: What did you get?

Graystripe: Dung!

Squirrelflight: It's just how we all feel about you!

Firestar: Well, Graystripe, that's Christmas for ya!

Graystripe: Ba-hum-bug!

Hey, guys! Sorry this spoof is late, but I haven't had time to post this spoof! I hope your Christmas was better than this! :)