Warrior Cats Random Spoofs

The Scariest Thing Ever

Tigerstar: Hey, like, Firestar!

Firestar: Hey, like, Tigerstar!

Tigerstar: What is up, BFF?

Firestar: Just hanging with my BFF!

Tigerstar: LOL!!

Sandstorm: This is so scary!

Graystripe: It's so scary I just wet my pants!

Dustpelt: You're not wearing pants.

Graystripe: *looks down* Oh...

Sandstorm: CINDERPELT!! COME CLEAN THIS UP!!

Tigerstar: So, BFF, what, like, do you want to do?

Firestar: Let's dye each other's fur PINK!!

Tigerstar: Then we can do each others claws purple!

Firestar and Tigerstar: *giggle*

Cinderpelt: This is SO WRONG!!

Dustpelt: SO...WRONG!!

Firestar and Tigerstar: *fur is dyed pink and claws are done*

Tigerstar: Aw, like, gtg, BFF!

Firestar: Like, right now?

Tigerstar: Totes(totally).

Firestar: TTYL, BFF!

Firestar and Tigerstar: *hug*

Tigerstar: Bye! *leaves*

Dustpelt, Cinderpelt, Graystripe, Sandstorm, and Whitestorm: *shaking,

and fur is bristled and skin is white under fur* O.O

Dustpelt: IS IT OVER!!!????

Whitestorm: I am so scared!

Graystripe: I wet myself again!

Cinderpelt: Not again!

Sandstorm: I am ruined!

Firestar: :( I miss my BFF already...