Warrior Cats Random Spoofs

Family Feud

Firestar: Welcome to Family Feud everybody!

Audience: Woooooooooooh!!!

Firestar: We have a great show today! Over on the left we have Hollyleaf, Jayfeather, Lionblaze, Cloudtail, and Graystripe!

Hollyleaf, Jayfeather, Lionblaze, Cloudtail, and Graystripe: Yaaaaaaaayyy!!

Firestar: and on the right side we have Brambleclaw, Sandstorm, Squirrelflight, Leafpool, and... Tigerstar?

Tigerstar: Yeah! Let's win this thing!

Audience: O_O .... *screams and runs around*

Tigerstar: Why is it wherever I go there are cats running and screaming?

Firestar: Sercurity!

Security: *takes Tigerstar away*

Tigerstar: Noooooooo!

Firestar: That's better! Who would like to take the place of Tigerstar?

Mousefur: *screaming from audience* PICK ME PICK ME OH PLEASE OH PLEASE PICK ME!!!!!

Firestar: Get on up here, Whitestorm!

Mousefur: >:(

Firestar: Now we can get started! Give me Hollyleaf! Give me Brambleclaw!

*Family Feud music, Hollyleaf and Brambleclaw shake paws*

Firestar: First question, What is something that is very addicting to a cat?

Hollyleaf: *presses buzzer*

Firestar: yes?

Hollyleaf: Sharpies!

*[X] Beeeeeeeeep!*

Hollyleaf: WHAT!?!?!? NO SHARPIES!!?!?!?!?

Firestar: I'm sorry...

Hollyleaf: THIS SHOW IS A PIECE OF FOXDUNG!!!

Firestar: chill if you don't want to be disqualified!!

Hollyleaf: *takes out 2 sharpies and starts drawing on the people in the audience*

Firestar: *le sigh* okay, Brambleclaw, what is your answer?

Brambleclaw: Um... Catnip?

*Bing!*

Cloudtail: Can I have some Catnip?

Firestar: No. Brambleclaw, are you going to pass or play?

Brambleclaw: We'll play!!

Brambleclaw, Sandstorm, Squirrelflight, Leafpool, and Whitestorm: YAAAAAAAYYYY!

Firestar: Sandstorm, what is something addicting to cats?

Sandstorm: Prey??

*Bing!*

Firestar: Correct!