1.) That moment when you're stretching and it becomes something out of the exorcism
2.) That moment when you fall asleep in the car when friends are there. o_O
3.) that moment when you sneeze and it sounds either like a dying whale or a rabbit sound.
4.) that moment when you're lying down holding your phone and it falls on your face.
5.) That moment when your mom walks in on you scrolling through tumblr.
6.) that moment when you realize that you spent your entire weekend holed up in your room, and probably grew 2 shades paler.
7.) that moment when you accidentally fall asleep in church, because you were up late doing who knows what.
8.) that moment when you step in a puddle on the floor with your socks on. (Oooh watcha sayyy, oh that you only mean well, -well of course you did- and Oooh watcha sayyy- that it's all for the best- of course it is.)
9.) that moment when you realize you ate an entire thing of candy in one sitting.
10.) that moment when I tell you that reading this was probably a waste of your time.
I was bored don't judge.
YOU ARE READING
Bullshit and Rants
Random[!! THIS IS AN OLD STORY THAT IS NO LONGER AN ACCURATE REPRESENTATION OF ME, BUT TAKING IT DOWN WOULD BE LIKE ERASING THE FACT THAT I WAS EVER LIKE THIS. THEREFORE, I WILL NOT CENSOR MY PAST.] Hey friends that like to bitch about things that annoy y...
