Aries: I'M GRABBING MY GUNS AND SHOOTING THE F*CK OUTTA DEM WALKERS. BAM! HEADSHOT!
Taurus: Ok, I'm calm... I need some bandages to heal these wounds...
Gemini: hahaha... I was actually the one who started it... Sorry guys...
Cancer: SAVE ME.
Leo: ARIES, MY LOYAL KNIGHT, PROTECT ME!!!
Virgo: I'll organize these weapons in alphabetical order... Then the canned goods... ZOMBIES PLEASE, SHUT UP.
Libra: I'm the justice system here... The court stands!
Scorpio: *grabs a nail bat* I'll save you, Cancer! SERIOUSLY WTF GEMINI. *starts hitting gemini*
Sagittarius: If you're happy and you know it shoot a walker....
Capricorn: I'll help plan out the battle strategy and the most efficient way to save survivors, and murder those undead punks.
Aquarius: *joins in singing with Sagittarius*
Pisces: *probably hiding in a cupboard somewhere*
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De Todo[!! THIS IS AN OLD STORY THAT IS NO LONGER AN ACCURATE REPRESENTATION OF ME, BUT TAKING IT DOWN WOULD BE LIKE ERASING THE FACT THAT I WAS EVER LIKE THIS. THEREFORE, I WILL NOT CENSOR MY PAST.] Hey friends that like to bitch about things that annoy y...
