Aries: Will grab you by the neck, throw you on the floor, and kick you repeatedly, just because you forgot to do the dishes.
Taurus: Passive aggressively let's out anger, as they let it boil inside their soul, until they completely lash out for a petty reason.
Gemini: Keeps their mind busy with other things trying not to think about it.
Cancer: Talks about their feeling to someone, or talks to the person who is the source of the bitter emotions.
Leo: becomes 2x more cocky than usual, or plays the, "mommy, she hurt my feelings" card and then cries fake tears.
Virgo: Lashes out in terrifying proportions, and then to avoid getting in trouble, hides and locks themselves in their room, quietly organizing their things to calm themselves down.
Libra: Calmly, and justly diffuses the situation.
Scorpio: nearly catches on fire on pure rage and plans their ultimate revenge.
Sagittarius: Thinks whatever you're arguing about is stupid and leaves.
Capricorn: Stern and angry look, as they lecture you, trying to make you feel so stupid you want to kill yourself.
Aquarius: Gets mildly upset, dismisses it, then later, pulls a huge revenge/prank plot on you making you feel like a total chump.
Pisces: Smiles, and emits a dark and utterly horrifying aura signifying you should run for your life and start a new life in Canada with the French moose, eating maple syrup.
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Casuale[!! THIS IS AN OLD STORY THAT IS NO LONGER AN ACCURATE REPRESENTATION OF ME, BUT TAKING IT DOWN WOULD BE LIKE ERASING THE FACT THAT I WAS EVER LIKE THIS. THEREFORE, I WILL NOT CENSOR MY PAST.] Hey friends that like to bitch about things that annoy y...
