(Story by poorly drawn lines)
Tiny hippo had a tiny train. He loved that train and they went everywhere together, laughing and playing throughout their tiny world.
Then, one day, Tiny Raven swooped down and stole Tiny Train! This made Tiny Hippo very sad, but he decided he had to be brave.
So, he went the next day up the tiny mountain, crossed through the tiny valley, and climbed up the tiny oak tree. And shanked that Tiny Raven's bitch ass. Ain't no one fucks with Tiny Hippo.
Ain't no one.

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