Aries: hide any and all furniture, this kitty will break it all.
Taurus: will lazily toddle around the house, and sit on your lap on cold winters nights.
Gemini: the cat that thinks he's human. Noisy, because he's trying to communicate with us. Make sure the neighbors don't complain...
Cancer: the cat that is shy, but soon warms up to you and other cats. One of the rare cats that share food... Along with pisces.
Leo: the cat that constantly seeks attention and will do annoying things to get it.
Scorpio: likes to hide behind fridges, couches, anywhere he can cram himself into a tiny space.
Sagittarius: will start with climbing curtains, then explores the world that is your house.
Aquarius: will lie in awkward places, in awkward positions. They will get stuck somewhere someday. (Such as electrical wires, boxes, the bathtub etc.)
Capricorn: likes to look out the window at... Something. They look like they're plotting something and aren't very close to their owner.
Pisces: will purr a lot and hug your legs, feet, arms, and face. They do the really cute things that you can post as GIFs on tumblr.
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Random[!! THIS IS AN OLD STORY THAT IS NO LONGER AN ACCURATE REPRESENTATION OF ME, BUT TAKING IT DOWN WOULD BE LIKE ERASING THE FACT THAT I WAS EVER LIKE THIS. THEREFORE, I WILL NOT CENSOR MY PAST.] Hey friends that like to bitch about things that annoy y...
