Get a watermelon, hold it like a bowl, and eat it.
Seriously.
It tastes amazing.
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Acak[!! THIS IS AN OLD STORY THAT IS NO LONGER AN ACCURATE REPRESENTATION OF ME, BUT TAKING IT DOWN WOULD BE LIKE ERASING THE FACT THAT I WAS EVER LIKE THIS. THEREFORE, I WILL NOT CENSOR MY PAST.] Hey friends that like to bitch about things that annoy y...
Who wouldn't wanna do this?!
Get a watermelon, hold it like a bowl, and eat it.
Seriously.
It tastes amazing.
