Zodiac at the dinner table

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Aries: steals the bowl of mashed potatoes.
Taurus: demands for food as they sit on the couch waiting.
Gemini: Comes up with fun games to play while at the dinner table.
Cancer: Yells at Taurus to shut up because they're still cooking.
Leo: Is very picky and doesn't want anything so all they do is pick at the garlic bread.
Virgo: has a book to study while at the table.
Libra: Is the guest invited for dinner and probably flirting with your sister.
Scorpio: jealous of Aries who has all the mashed potatoes.
Sagittarius: tells jokes at the dinner table and is too optimistic for this time of day.
Capricorn: talks on and on about how hard they're working on something at work/school and how amazing they're doing.
Aquarius: builds volcano put of mashed potatoes with gravy lava.
Pisces: feels bad for Leo and eats what she doesn't want for her in secret. (Making sure cancer doesn't notice)

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