Aries: Handles the money
Taurus: Gets caught because of big mouth
Gemini: Best stuff in town
Cancer: Probably forced into selling and hates their life
Leo: Amazing salesmen with hella street cred
Virgo: Sells to 7 year olds
Libra: Tells everyone aftermath and loses customers
Scorpio: The one that does the ass kicking when you don't pay back
Sagittarius: Does the drugs with you and hands it out like candy
Capricorn: Paranoid about getting caught
Aquarius: Makes the product
Pisces: Accidentally takes the drug and wakes up in the middle of nowhere.
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Random[!! THIS IS AN OLD STORY THAT IS NO LONGER AN ACCURATE REPRESENTATION OF ME, BUT TAKING IT DOWN WOULD BE LIKE ERASING THE FACT THAT I WAS EVER LIKE THIS. THEREFORE, I WILL NOT CENSOR MY PAST.] Hey friends that like to bitch about things that annoy y...
