Imma try to be funny because I'm feeling sad and depressed right now. Kinda in a slump. So laughing helps...right?
Um... How to make people laugh. It's been forever since I actually tried to laugh on purpose.
How about funny cute? I don't know. That picture up there is really cute. It's supposed to be a GIF but wattpad won't load GIFs.
Once I was reading an old high school yearbook that I found and saw a really funny quote that this girl came up with: "What if you woke up one day and you were a chicken nugget?"
Seriously where did she come up with that. Though it does sound like something one of my friends... Hahaha they'd love that. There's another quote by a minecrafter named owkwardindustries that said:
"When you wish upon a star... Look over there while I steal your car!!"
Man I laughed so hard at that.
I have a funny story. I was at an airport and as I was passing a Starbucks, I see an old lady stand up from her wheelchair to get a PSL. (Pumpkin spice latte) apparently PSL's can cause miracles.
Once when I went camping, my friend, sunnyruby and I tried to prank scare my friends. When they were in the bathroom I played the mocking jay call from the door outside. It didn't work and let's just say... That was the fastest I have ever ran down that camping gravel path. XD!!
Though... It was fun. A couple of my friends were sitting on a floaty in the lake and one was trying to push the other off the floaty. It was really funny. Oh and my sister, her friend and I created a camping band! MARSHMALLOW AND THE SMORES!
Coming to a campsite near you! XD
Man that was fun. But I think I need to watch some funny YouTube videos to cheer me up. Thanks for reading!
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