Mom: The guy on TV sounded like her said that this one guy had a pissing disease.
Me: pfffftttt-
Mom: *in stupid retarded British dude accent* PISSSINGGGGG
Me: ... (⌒-⌒; )
Mom: PIIISSSSSSIIIIINNNNGGGG
Me: BWAHAHAHAGAHSHAHAHAHA!
I will now admit, my mom is awesome.
She's really cool.
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Bullshit and Rants
Random[!! THIS IS AN OLD STORY THAT IS NO LONGER AN ACCURATE REPRESENTATION OF ME, BUT TAKING IT DOWN WOULD BE LIKE ERASING THE FACT THAT I WAS EVER LIKE THIS. THEREFORE, I WILL NOT CENSOR MY PAST.] Hey friends that like to bitch about things that annoy y...
