My lives in Super Mario Galaxy went from 25 to 14. Just by one level.
"Surfing 101"
In the end the penguin guy is like: "You got xx:xx:xx time! You deserve a gold medal!"
And by then I was like:
"No... I don't want your STUPID F*CKING MEDAL YOU SH*T PENGUIN! I WANNA STAB YOU! I DON'T CARE IF PENGUINS ARE GOING EXTINCT DUE TO GLOBAL WARMING!!"Gamer rage level is...
"OVER 9,00!!"
CALL GOKU! I COULD FREAKIN' LAUNCH SOME
KAME-HAME-HAAAHH UP IN DIS GRILL.
Sorry... Dragon ball jokes.

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