ARIES: Godamm, I said I didn't like you I'll never notice you go away. THIS DOESN'T COUNT AS NOTICING, PEASANT.
TAURUS: Look, I don't like you. I like that other girl that sells slushies near the school. If I buy you a slushie could we remain normal friends?
GEMINI: I'm only gonna break- break your break- break your heart Look, kouhai, I'm willing to give you a chance. But it's not guaranteed that I'll stay :)
CANCER: Oh, uh, I don't know, if you really like me then, uh... I don't know okay? *blushes* Why do you like meeee
LEO: I'm way too good for you *flips hair*
VIRGO: There's a chance, but just stop pestering me. It lowers your luck with me.
LIBRA: B-butI have this other kouhai too...oh my god, who to choose...
SCORPIO: *glare* If you get any closer I will cut you
SAGITTARIUS: Oh, well I don't love you, so I guess we can just go play laser tag or somethin'. Yeah?
CAPRICORN: No *walks away looking down*
AQUARIUS: *literally does not notice you and walks right pass*
PISCES: Oh noez what will I do I don' wanna hurt your feeling weh well I guess I could like go on a date or two if that makes you feel better I swear I'm not worth having a kouhaiiii
(A/N): can I write an Otome game based off of this...? With like all twelve senpai...?
And why is the one you want to notice you always likely to be too oblivious?!
Nevermind...

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