Finally, the day has come when I tell the story of Clive and the cellphone. I have told many this story since it had happened to me... Last year, mid spring, March.
It was a good day, dry and well. Clive was bothering me about the music I was listening to. I usually tell him to screw off but... Today was... Special.
You see, he yanked my cellphone right out of my hand, and tried to see what song I was playing.
Then it happened.
Something in my brain clicked.
My knees bent, my shoulders raised, my fists came up to my chest at the ready, my feet shifted...
And...
...WHAM! RIGHT IN THE SHIN!
I'm not kidding, I roundhouse kicked him in the shin and his two little crony friends got scared. He ran away and dropped my phone. As he was running he saw my friend Snow_queen03 and screamed. (He thought she was an accomplice of mine but she was just passing by) on the end of the side walk my friend, (we'll call him Nolan to keep his identity safe) Nolan saw it all go down.
And I had no recollection of what had just occurred. Something in my brain merely clicked and BAM! I didn't see anything... But Clive, his cronies, and my two friends saw it all happen.
And I am now forever a badass who takes shit from no one.
MWAHAHAHAHA!
Now you have heard my legacy, live on, and roundhouse kick your way to victory my padawans.
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