So I was watching an anime and this happened:
*guy 1 goes to guy 2's house*
Guy 1: Hey.
Guy 2: oh my gosh you're bleeding!
Guy 1: Yeah...
Guy 2: why are you like this? (So calm!)
Guy 1: because I can.
*while guy 2 is cleaning guy 1's wound*
Guy 2: how'd this happen?
Guy 1: well, at first I thought I slipped on the rain, then I saw some blood pour out from my leg and stomach. So I came to the conclusion that I was shot.
Guy 2: he's an idiot
Girl A: ...
Guy 1: you wanna die?
Guy 2: *does dogeza* I'm sorry. Please forgive me.
I died.
It was too funny.
This guy, covered in blood is just like, "yo, I've been shot... So I can't afford a doctor and you're an underground doctor so..."
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