Aries: *eating dry toast* "I hate this."
Taurus: *pours cereal into bowl* *goes to get milk* "What? Where is i -FUUUUUCK!"
Gemini: *tries to pretend they don't hate this*
Cancer: *crying in the shower* "I didn't ask for this."
Leo: *posts selfie on Instagram* "I woke up like this lol."
Virgo: *wipes away drool* "What's happening?"
Libra: *realizes they didn't sleep all night because they were reading fan-fiction*
Scorpio: "Nobody better make eye contact with me today."
Sagittarius: *keeps hitting snooze until they have ten minutes left to get ready*
Capricorn: *gives self pep talk in the mirror* "I changed my mind I'm going back to bed."
Aquarius: *drinks five cups of coffee* "Okay, I think I can do this."
Pisces: "Maybe this is all a dream, I'm still asleep. This must be a nightmare it's not real ahaha" *bursts out crying
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Random[!! THIS IS AN OLD STORY THAT IS NO LONGER AN ACCURATE REPRESENTATION OF ME, BUT TAKING IT DOWN WOULD BE LIKE ERASING THE FACT THAT I WAS EVER LIKE THIS. THEREFORE, I WILL NOT CENSOR MY PAST.] Hey friends that like to bitch about things that annoy y...
