[Batman walks up to Superman]
Superman: Hey man what's up?
Batman: Nothing really, I just dropped my phone in a puddle, it got ran over by a car, stepped on by an obese guy, shot by the Joker...
Superman: I'm so sorry, I know how important that phone was to you.
Batman: It's fine though.
Superman: Oh really? I guess it's the phone of steel like me the man of-
Batman: You wanna know why?
Superman: You just cut me off-
Batman: BECAUSE IT'S A BAT-PHONE!
Superman: You came all the way, to the fortress of solitude, to say THAT?!
Batman: Peace I'm out, I'm Batman!
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