My dear friend,
How are you? I hope you're ejoying that table I made you, it ws quite difficult.
I don't think I made anyone sad in Lemonkirby's book "Presentable Liberty" afteral, I am the spirit of adventure.
Oh, I met a good friend while traveling, who owns a strange machine that produces dollar bills, fascinating isn't it? Maybe I'll introduce you, someday.
Sincerely, Salvadore
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Random[!! THIS IS AN OLD STORY THAT IS NO LONGER AN ACCURATE REPRESENTATION OF ME, BUT TAKING IT DOWN WOULD BE LIKE ERASING THE FACT THAT I WAS EVER LIKE THIS. THEREFORE, I WILL NOT CENSOR MY PAST.] Hey friends that like to bitch about things that annoy y...
