Summer with the Pine Twins

Irrational Treasure: Part 4

Mabel's p.o.v.

The video start and a man appears on the screen. "If you're watching this then you are one of eight people in the United States with clearance to view this information. In fact, I myself will be shot after the filming is complete."

A whisper to the guy could be heard before the guy lets out a sigh of relief. "What? No? Oh well, that's a relief. Of all of America's secrets, the most embarrassing was that of Quentin Trembley the eighth and a half President of The United States." "President?!" All three of us ask before I ask "Eighth and a half?" "After winning the 1837 election in a landslide," It showed images of the landslide which killed all candidates except Quentin Trembley.

"Quentin quickly gained the reputation as America's silliest president. He waged war on pancakes, appointed six babies to the supreme court, and issued the De-pants Apation Proclamation. His State of the Union speech was even worse."

A part of his speech was soon played. "The only thing we have to fear is gigantic man-eating spiders!" "He was kicked out of office and escaped to an uncharted valley he named Gravity Falls, after pummeling into it at high speed. Trembley's shameful term was erased from history and officially replaced with William Henry Harrison as President and local nobody Nathaniel Northwest the founder of Gravity Falls. The whereabouts of President Trembly's body are unknown."

"Until now," Blubs said gesturing to the body of Quentin Trembley. What the wha? "Woah is that like amber or something?" Dipper asks inspecting the golden block of whatever Trembley was encased in. "The fool thought he could live forever by encasing himself in a block of solid peanut brittle, smooth move Mr. President."

He mocked Trembley before explaining further. "Finding Trembley's body was our special mission and now thanks to you, it's complete." "Who knew all we had to do was follow a little girl's trail of candy wrappers," Durland chimes in showing a familiar wrapper and I facepalm muttering "Silly..."

"Now that you know the truth well...We can't let you go around talking about it." "Does that mean...You're gonna kill us?!" (y/n) asks as all three of us huddle together in fear, Deputy Durland screaming in terror.

"OH NO!!!" "Now now, calm down now buddy, calm down. We're just gonna escort you and all this stuff back to Washington. You ain't comin' back by the way," Blubs corrects us as they grabbed a hold of us and start collecting everything. Eventually, we were shoved in a crate with Quentin Trembley and put on a train.

(y/n)'s p.o.v.

All three of us were banging on the wooden crate shouting for help but eventually, we got tired and stopped. "Ugh, I can't believe I left a trail of candy wrappers...This is all might fault. Pacifica had me pegged all along...I'm just a silly failure like that embarrassing President what's his name..."

Mabel exclaims sitting down and before me or Dipper could make her feel better she grabbed a junk of peanut brittle and took a bite causing the encasing to shatter and we watch in awe as Quentin Trembley comes to life. "It is I! Quentin Trembley!" He shouts before ripping his pants off. "You're alive! But how?!" Dipper asks, Mabel soon stating "Peanut Brittle really does have life-sustaining properties! You're not silly, you're brilliant!"