Summer with the Pine Twins

Blendin's Game: Part 5

Dipper's p.o.v.

With a nod, we all put our hands behind our heads and come out of hiding. "Here we are Blendin, we surrender." "It's them!" "Freeze!" "Careful, they're from the past, they might have powder muskets or slap bracelets," The guards say pointing their guns at us and I tell them "Look guys no tricks this time, we're ready to challenge you ok?" "Yes! Let the Globnar begin. Prepare for GLOBNAR-" He starts shouting when the guards mute him. "Hey, it turns out I can mute him." "Man I wish we knew that earlier," The two say as we're handcuffed and brought to the Globnar stadium.

We watch as a giant floating baby appears between the stands commanding silence. One fellow didn't listen and continued to cheer and the baby shoots him with laser eye vision. "That is one big baby..." Mabel mutters. "Welcome Globnar tributes. I have a very important nap to get to so let's make this quick. You each have a chance to settle your time feuds through gladiatorial combat," The Time Baby tells us in a deep voice before a robot starts speaking.

"You will have till Time Baby finishes drinking the cosmic sand in this hourglass," He goes to give the hourglass bottle to the Time Baby who denies it. "No!" "Come on, it's good for you." "Get ready kids, when I get that time wish, you'll wish you were never born...Or rather you'll wish you were born because I'm gonna wish you were never born!" Blendin shouts at us and we shout back "Dream on, there's three of us!" "And we have hair!" "Oh yeah? Well, I have training!" He proceeds to grab a spear and spin it before pointing it at us asking "What do you think I did in prison all that time?" "We might have bitten off more than we can chew," (y/n) mumbles before Time Baby starts the games.

Our handcuffs are unlocked and they fall off and we begin the games, the first trial was jousting on the clock flooring, the first one to fall loses, we got a couple of hits in before the clock tripped us and we fell, the point Blendin's. Next was racing on bikes, we let (y/n) drive considering her experience with the golf cart which proved to be beneficial since we won the race after she made a quick turn to get ahead of Blendin.

 Next up was chess-boxing except we weren't boxing each other we were boxing a monster. We faced many trials leading us to a tie of 244. "Very good, you have escaped the cyclops." "Yes! Blendin for the almost win!" The scoreboard now read Blendin 764, Us-763. "There is only one final challenge for Globnar. An ancient game thousands of years old, chosen for its exemplification of pure strategy. The ancient art of laser tag!" Time Baby announces and we see the walls surround us as we're covered with gear a glowing gold orb at the top of the tower in the back of the room. "The one who touches the victory orb first will win!" "Laser tag? Seriously? That's the hardest challenge we'll face? That's what we were trying to do in the first place!"

"Oh I know it doesn't seem that challenging now but just wait until they turn on that fog machine, you'll be done for, you just wait until-" Blendin starts to tell us, unaware the game had already started so I exchange a look with (y/n) and we just keep shooting at him. "Oh, man..." "Mabel, grab the orb!" "Got it!"